Monday, July 25, 2005

News

Nasa Doesn't care that the Shuttles fuel gage is broken!?
NASA
Of course they made people sign a waiver form...well everyone except the astronauts!!!

Fricken' Laser Weaponry...
Lasers Are Cool

The Word "fail" Banned From British School?
Not Fail, Success Challenged

Make Nuggets Without the Chicken!
Well maybe now chicken nuggets will become our currency!

Doctors Can Now Cop-A-Feel From Far Away!!
This is just useless

Just keep the Sound on your PC high and watch and listen...
till you die.....
Count
hint: keep hitting the white bar in the center!

And that is all the news for today!

Gem's of The Internet

I have trawled the net, looking for nifty websites.

Here are just a few that I have found.

Do you need to fill your need for cute japenese things including cute anime cats. then this is for you.

Japanese collectibles

Maybe you are interested in Frogs. Maybe you want to see all kinds of frogs. keep reloading this page and see then all.
random frogs

Do you want to see some AMAZING SAND CASTLES!!! then just click the link!

sand castles


Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Did you know...

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.

Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why

Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered
blood donors.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left
handed people do.

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter in the English language.

Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters on
only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.

A snail can sleep for three years.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first-class.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The longest word in the English language in 1909 letters long and it
refers to a distinct part of DNA.

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of
a normal human's neck.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

The most common name in the world in Mohammed.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the
Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans eat an average of 18 acres of pizza every day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left handed.

The catfish is the animal with the most taste buds - 27,000.

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish don't have brains.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, and can pull 30 times its own weight.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length...it's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm
home. What the....")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child
reaches 2-6 years of age.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave it to Beaver".

In the great fire of London in 1666, half of London was burnt down but
only 6 people were injured.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan".

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!

Only 7% of the population are lefties.

40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute...

The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

The average housefly lives for one month.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch" will
cause your stools to come out green.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had a cockroach that
called their inner ear canal HOME.

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

Among the music catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is
the South Carolina State anthem.

If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.

In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white
paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane
just in case there is a crash.

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can
for a carburetor.

Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
women who give birth.

Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green.

The Top Internet Commandments

12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out.

11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! ***

10. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is
copyrighted.

9. Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for I shall
smite them immediately with a hasty click and read them not.

8. Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer, for thy
Gates is a jealous Gates.

7. Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these
commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a small child
in Bogota!

6. Thou shalt not act like a hot 18-year chick in a chat room when
thou art a pudgy, pimply-faced Trekkie.

5. Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold.

4. Thou shalt not spill your kinky guts and then click "Reply to all."

3. Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when "Chesty
LaRue" sounds so much better.

2. Remember thou the Neimann-Marcus cookie recipe and keep it holy.

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife - and thou shalt rejoice
in the loophole that Tommy Lee is technically not thy neighbor.

Something for the Kiddies

To all of my friends who like watching those funny videos, i have got one...well alot actually, for you.

Happytreefriends

Beware, this is not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. and dispite the title on this post, this is NOT for kids.

But here is an interesting thing, while I was watching those videos, I found a more serious one, so for your viewing pleasure, here is...

Rockfish