The Top Internet Commandments

12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out.

11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! ***

10. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is
copyrighted.

9. Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for I shall
smite them immediately with a hasty click and read them not.

8. Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer, for thy
Gates is a jealous Gates.

7. Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these
commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a small child
in Bogota!

6. Thou shalt not act like a hot 18-year chick in a chat room when
thou art a pudgy, pimply-faced Trekkie.

5. Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold.

4. Thou shalt not spill your kinky guts and then click "Reply to all."

3. Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when "Chesty
LaRue" sounds so much better.

2. Remember thou the Neimann-Marcus cookie recipe and keep it holy.

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife - and thou shalt rejoice
in the loophole that Tommy Lee is technically not thy neighbor.